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The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny...
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We’ve got our islands back
England host Serbia tonight to kick off the international break. And it's a GUARANTEED barn-burner, isn't it?
With a royal vacancy now open, Luk...
I’m just a Saudi guy
It's time for another international break... Thank God, we were almost starting to enjoy the Premier League.
Don't worry though, we've still got...
Mailbag: Has Pep Guardiola been good for English football?
After his 1000th game in club management (still 86 behind Brucey, mind), Pep Guardiola has achieved pretty much everything it's possible to achieve in...
Fizzer me Timbers
What a weekend! Marcus, Jim and Luke are here to dissect the weekend's key learnings: don’t underestimate Man City and Jérémy Doku has gold pants.
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Champions League debutants, the worst Premier League teams & headers
Luke's reign of terror has fed the appetite of the Luke Nation's supporters for far too long. Can Marcus and Vish finally rip the belt from his midrif...
The Preview Show: It’s happening again
Four games in and Sean Dyche's Nottingham Forest are already struggling to score goals. We've been here before...
Today, Marcus, Luke, Jim and V...
Speller's stinky bangers
Tragically, this week's Champions League action has eclipsed the dangers of unpasteurised milk. Marcus, Luke and Pete are here to set that right.
Can I play for you every week?
Liverpool had the last laugh after the “rat” returned to Anfield last night. Marcus, Jim and Vish wonder why some Liverpool players save their best fo...
Mailbag: Are Arsenal officially the title favourites?
It's only November and Arsenal are already six points clear of the trailing pack. Is it too early to say they're on the verge?
Marcus, Luke & Pe...
Leaving on Sunday Morning
Quick question, did anyone see Vítor Pereira in M&M World this weekend? Marcus, Luke and Pete are wondering how he spent his time between Saturday's d...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Martin O'Neill's clubs, Brendan Rodgers & Italian goalscorers
We're back with another game of Jack's Encyclopaedia! Luke is putting the belt on the line once again, but can Marcus or Vish end his reign of terror?...
The Preview Show: Daniel Farke delight
What happens if Man United actually win five games in a row? All we know is that bloke will get a haircut and we would never again let Vish back on th...
Raw Carabao
Enzo Maresca said Chelsea need to “grow up” after they got another red card last night. I am afraid to say we don't agree Enzo...
Today, Pete, L...
The doctor will see you now
What's good for Marcus Speller isn't necessarily what's good for the Ramble after Fulham spoiled everyone's fun by beating Wycombe on penalties last n...
Mailbag: Are Man United on the verge?
That's the question on everyone's lips right now. After three wins on the bounce in the Premier League, is Sir Jim Ratcliffe already drawing up plans...
Greyfriars Brobbey
Hubble bubble, Donny’s causing trouble. Pete appears to have placed a curse on Virgil van Dijk. Today, he warns Jim that David Raya could be next.
My Biddy Aunt: Goal of the season winners
We've got a heavyweight battle for you today in the MBA Arena as the absolute monarchy of the Luke Nation faces off against Clan Campbell.
The b...
The Preview Show: All you need is smut
Does Sean Dyche like an emoji? Is it acceptable to lose to a side from Cyprus? Can you blame the wind for Emi Buendia's penalty? Are Hearts on the ver...
The Mainhatten Project
Pete takes a break from doing his taxes to sit in Marcus’ chair today. He, Luke and Jim were spoilt rotten by the Champions League last night. Let’s j...
Rodri Trotter
Did denying Atletico access to hot water help Arsenal win at the Emirates last night? While Marcus, Jim and Vish ponder that, they are certain that Ar...
Mailbag: Was Ange Postecoglou the worst Premier League appointment of all time?
Well, that didn't last long did it? Evangelos Marinakis took just 39 days to throw his new toy out of the bath as it looks like Ange Postecoglou has m...
Virgil van Vindicated
Feed the Isak and he will score. It’s just a shame his favourite food supplier is still in Newcastle. Today, Marcus, Luke and Pete wonder whether Live...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Super subs, Brazilians, and Alan Pardew loyalists
After a controversial last outing in the Jack's Encyclopaedia arena, Luke fronts up to the public outrage over his 'Bueno' answer and takes on Marcus...
The Preview Show: Soccer boot cleats shoe influencer
The Premier League is back! Marcus, Luke and Pete are here to give it the respectful welcome the league deserves.
They try to figure out if Jack...
Ramble Uncut: Mickey, please go away
The sad tale of Roy Hodgson’s England departure balanced by the joyous normality of Wayne Rooney dressing up as Freddie Mercury for his 40th. An episo...
Get that meat inside you
Eeeeeaaaasssayyyy! Tommy Tuchs and his merry men have qualified for the World Cup – and they're the first country in Europe to do it. Have some of tha...
Mailbag: Can Bellingham, Palmer & Foden play together?
England had a lovely old time against Wales on Thursday. And they weren't half bad against Serbia in the game before that either! The catch? Jude Bell...
A special way of Rambling
Before England head on their big stag do in Riga, there was the small matter of Scotland grinding out a glorious win over Belarus. So glorious that it...
My Biddy Aunt: Midfield Classics
WE HAVE A NEW CHALLENGER! Pete Donaldson, you have been called to the quizzing colosseum. Your opponent today, The unDemocratic Republic of the Luke N...
The Preview Show: Kylian MUMbappé
Thomas Tuchel wasn’t happy with the atmosphere at Wembley. What’s the England band ever done to you, Thomas? Paper aeroplanes aside, Pete, Luke and Vi...
An asexual camp
It's an all-British affair tonight as England take on Craig Bellamy's Wales at Wembley Stadium. Where's Marcus Speller when you need him?
Luke a...
Mouseball
UEFA have given permission for games in La Liga and Serie A to be played abroad, BUT don’t worry, this does not set a precedent.
Today, Luke, Vi...
Mailbag: Are the Premier League's 'best of the rest' better than ever?
Lars is on the pod! Our Norweigan uncle Lars Sivertsen has Crossed The Continent™ and is back on the Ramble as he joins Marcus and Jim to answer all o...
More Chelsea Dagger
It was a great weekend for Chelsea. They beat Liverpool and didn’t even have a single player sent off! Although Marcus and Jim aren't happy that Enzo...
My Biddy Aunt: Last-minute legends
We're back with another round of My Biddy Aunt! This week Jim takes on the nemesis of football quizzing Vithushan Ehantharajah in search of a first wi...
The Preview Show: Flintstones cops
Nottingham Forest fans and Ange Postecoglou are just some of the people we currently feel sorry for. Unfortunately, for Evangelos Marinakis he's not o...
Penthony Gordon
Marcus, Luke and Jim are back to gorge on more Champions League delights! And the entire history of Eric Dier's penalty record is the perfect place to...
The Altruistic One
Liverpool have lost two games in a row. Today, Vish isn't calling it a crisis but he does tell Marcus and Jim that he knows of a Premier League manage...
Mailbag: Should Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim?
Things are going from really, really bad at Manchester United to somehow dramatically worse. So, is it time for old Jim Ratcliffe to bin off the secon...
Is that the Saturday sacking music?
Plucky Crystal Palace are the only side still unbeaten in the Premier League. Today, Marcus, Luke, Jim and Pete give them their long overdue flowers.<...